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[quote="THANCRUS"]Decided to part ways with my Epic Brown Pants... Great Defensive Item for when you are too busy playing soma and are to lazy to get up and go the bathroom..... [item post=113223 index=0] I'm Looking for something of equal value.... Serious offers please Thancrus[/quote]

[quote="FLICKTHEBEAN"]Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!' [/quote]

[quote="THANCRUS"]THEE SAME PANTS!!! so you see people.. these pants have a legendary backstory too them.... Once Sailed the Seas belonging to a legendary sea captain.... Now passed down to a Gaming Nerd who never takes them off.... Imagine the smell..... 1 hits any mob boss... [/quote]

[quote="LORKHAN"]I heard FlicktheBum wants these pants[/quote]

[quote="FLICKTHEBUM"][quote="LORKHAN"]I heard FlicktheBum wants these pants[/quote] You can't prove anything![/quote]