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How to kill Molten Whelps and get real world satisfaction doing it.
For those who haven’t visited the Magma Beasts in VOD, I’ll explain what the little b*st*rds do. They are only small (the Magma Beasts are much bigger) and they act as the Beast’s guards. They spot you from afar, then run (and I mean run very fast) at you and explode at your feet. You die and you have no chance of avoiding it, so that’s another 25K rezzie scroll. There’s a technique involving pulling them and getting your timing right, which I haven’t yet completely mastered, so 10% of the time they get me. When the other 90% die, they are at the end of their run, right by my feet. When I am finally capped on the Nightmares, I’ll get even more, and therefore have more satisfaction.
So where’s the satisfaction? I hear you ask.
Well, you can see what they look like in the Armory. They are roughly humanoid, are coloured a brownish yellow, and have black patches. What I see is a suicide bomber, the black patches being the explosive. We aren’t in VOD, we’re in a shopping mall, and any surrounding players are fellow shoppers. The bombers are looking for potential targets. In the same way that suicide bombers only have one brain cell, the whelps have only one HP, so just spitting at them will kill them. My LVL 4 light arrow can pull them from afar, and then spit at them before they get to me. They die so close to me that I can see the surprise in their eyes (or is it fear that they won’t receive the promised payment in the hereafter?)
Shoppers saved, Bomber sent to Hell – that’s satisfaction.
Does anyone else see similar ways of achieving such satisfaction, and, like me, need psychiatric help?

You sound like a good night out.

A/S/L?

"BL00D_SHOT"You sound like a good night out.

A/S/L?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you. The Magma Beasts also have Magi who heal them when we mortals attack them. It is rumoured that they can transport the whelps into our dimension where they become real suicide bombers who attack those who threaten the Beasts. If they knew my ASL, they would visit me in the night.
No thanks <shudder>

I think they like more like minions

i hate whelps they are little bastards lol went T6 once and a whelp got me :/ lmao