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"A0RUS"think ya funny pal but i never know that you could scoop up so low and mvoe high pal, think about pkin pal think again ya numbers high but ya scoop low so dont matter pal u aint the one pal ya suck the chunks outta the soma ice cream pal and now ya left with nothing pal so get back under ya shinebox pal and use soap on your backend pal so no one gonna enter ya and sort ya out pal think ya can pk pal think again pal

"PETRICHOR"

"A0RUS"think ya funny pal but i never know that you could scoop up so low and mvoe high pal, think about pkin pal think again ya numbers high but ya scoop low so dont matter pal u aint the one pal ya suck the chunks outta the soma ice cream pal and now ya left with nothing pal so get back under ya shinebox pal and use soap on your backend pal so no one gonna enter ya and sort ya out pal think ya can pk pal think again pal

I had a go at translating level 1 council house, this is what I came up with:

You think you're funny, but I never expected you to stoop so low and act so high. You might think you're great at PKing, but your high numbers don't matter because you still fall short. You're not the best, and now you've got nothing left. So get back in your place and clean up your act. You think you can PK? Think again.