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Once upon a time there was a mouthy lil boy named Smalunk, he was the shittest of them all. One night he shouted out loud :



Not knowing the consequences of what he had done he continued to shit talk ;[, poor, poor Smalunk, if only he knew his fate.
Minutes later Nite gathers 3 strong warriors to fight alongside him vs the evils of Demlawz, out numbered but not outmatched we battled on. Blood was shed on both sides but ultimately Smalunk knew he had fucked up. Four Deaths to three from Vikings, they had lost the fight.

Nite and his men outnumbered rose victorious against them. 3 deaths to 4

But it was not over yet as more Demlawz joined the war, Nite and his men hit their teleports to regroup. Now outnumbered by 4vs6 Viking members see their bloody comrades back from battle and decide to join in. Nite, Paparas, Kardashian, Yeoey, Rocky1, Yomi all teleport back to battle now even in numbers, the battle is short lived and Vikings rise to a crushing victory once again.



With his pride destroyed, Spelunk is never to be seen again...



The end.
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[quote="NITE"]Once upon a time there was a mouthy lil boy named Smalunk, he was the shittest of them all. One night he shouted out loud : [img]https://i.imgur.com/EBsZxJ1.png[/img] Not knowing the consequences of what he had done he continued to shit talk ;[, poor, poor Smalunk, if only he knew his fate. Minutes later Nite gathers 3 strong warriors to fight alongside him vs the evils of Demlawz, out numbered but not outmatched we battled on. Blood was shed on both sides but ultimately Smalunk knew he had fucked up. Four Deaths to three from Vikings, they had lost the fight. Nite and his men outnumbered rose victorious against them. 3 deaths to 4 But it was not over yet as more Demlawz joined the war, Nite and his men hit their teleports to regroup. Now outnumbered by 4vs6 Viking members see their bloody comrades back from battle and decide to join in. Nite, Paparas, Kardashian, Yeoey, Rocky1, Yomi all teleport back to battle now even in numbers, the battle is short lived and Vikings rise to a crushing victory once again. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9xNX9r0.png[/img] With his pride destroyed, Spelunk is never to be seen again... [img]https://i.imgur.com/o9qGKSK.png[/img] The end. [/quote]
Cool story bro
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[quote="TEMEROSO"]Cool story bro [/quote]
and its threads like this by VK no wonder no1 joins

and maybe spel had to go and do better things rather then reply to your pathetic shouts?
nice to know your guild status is PK Outlawz rofl do we annoy you that much?
your pathetic nite


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[quote="BRAINSTORM"]and its threads like this by VK no wonder no1 joins and maybe spel had to go and do better things rather then reply to your pathetic shouts? nice to know your guild status is PK Outlawz rofl do we annoy you that much? your pathetic nite [/quote]
"BRAINSTORM"and its threads like this by VK no wonder no1 joins

and maybe spel had to go and do better things rather then reply to your pathetic shouts?
nice to know your guild status is PK Outlawz rofl do we annoy you that much?
your pathetic nite




what u mean we?pretty sure u aren't outlawz anymore coz u booted urself, when u cried coz they dropped brainstorm when they were doing nega crytals in humans. u got upset and took off and did AWOL!

are u back now?u aren't upset anymore?rofl
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[quote="L1"][quote="BRAINSTORM"]and its threads like this by VK no wonder no1 joins and maybe spel had to go and do better things rather then reply to your pathetic shouts? nice to know your guild status is PK Outlawz rofl do we annoy you that much? your pathetic nite [/quote] what u mean we?pretty sure u aren't outlawz anymore coz u booted urself, when u cried coz they dropped brainstorm when they were doing nega crytals in humans. u got upset and took off and did AWOL! are u back now?u aren't upset anymore?rofl[/quote]
Who keeps putting a penny in that brainstorm fella makes my eyes sting when he speaks.
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[quote="XP"]Who keeps putting a penny in that brainstorm fella makes my eyes sting when he speaks.[/quote]
It’s great to see how much we all love soma.

On the flip side it’s also hilarious how excited you boys get when you gets some kills on chars which are frankly shocking and well under geared 😂

But on the whole good fun for those involved, and even more fun for us to read 🙈
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[quote="TYRESE"]It’s great to see how much we all love soma. On the flip side it’s also hilarious how excited you boys get when you gets some kills on chars which are frankly shocking and well under geared 😂 But on the whole good fun for those involved, and even more fun for us to read 🙈[/quote]
Cringe
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[quote="OCD"]Cringe[/quote]
"OCD"Cringe


+1
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[quote="WOLF7"][quote="OCD"]Cringe[/quote] +1[/quote]
Some people need to realise there’s life outside of Soma, this is some 11 year old type shit, just wow.
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[quote="DR_EVIL"]Some people need to realise there’s life outside of Soma, this is some 11 year old type shit, just wow.[/quote]
"NITE"Once upon a time there was a mouthy lil boy named Smalunk, he was the shittest of them all. One night he shouted out loud :



Not knowing the consequences of what he had done he continued to shit talk ;[, poor, poor Smalunk, if only he knew his fate.
Minutes later Nite gathers 3 strong warriors to fight alongside him vs the evils of Demlawz, out numbered but not outmatched we battled on. Blood was shed on both sides but ultimately Smalunk knew he had fucked up. Four Deaths to three from Vikings, they had lost the fight.

Nite and his men outnumbered rose victorious against them. 3 deaths to 4

But it was not over yet as more Demlawz joined the war, Nite and his men hit their teleports to regroup. Now outnumbered by 4vs6 Viking members see their bloody comrades back from battle and decide to join in. Nite, Paparas, Kardashian, Yeoey, Rocky1, Yomi all teleport back to battle now even in numbers, the battle is short lived and Vikings rise to a crushing victory once again.



With his pride destroyed, Spelunk is never to be seen again...



The end.


cute you got 1 kill ahead in a 4v4 that lasted 4 minutes! , we waited 90 minutes of VK hiding in town for that epic long pk battle... I logged after you made it clear you weren't leaving town after that.

0.79 KD please teach me mighty warrior
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[quote="SPELUNK"][quote="NITE"]Once upon a time there was a mouthy lil boy named Smalunk, he was the shittest of them all. One night he shouted out loud : [img]https://i.imgur.com/EBsZxJ1.png[/img] Not knowing the consequences of what he had done he continued to shit talk ;[, poor, poor Smalunk, if only he knew his fate. Minutes later Nite gathers 3 strong warriors to fight alongside him vs the evils of Demlawz, out numbered but not outmatched we battled on. Blood was shed on both sides but ultimately Smalunk knew he had fucked up. Four Deaths to three from Vikings, they had lost the fight. Nite and his men outnumbered rose victorious against them. 3 deaths to 4 But it was not over yet as more Demlawz joined the war, Nite and his men hit their teleports to regroup. Now outnumbered by 4vs6 Viking members see their bloody comrades back from battle and decide to join in. Nite, Paparas, Kardashian, Yeoey, Rocky1, Yomi all teleport back to battle now even in numbers, the battle is short lived and Vikings rise to a crushing victory once again. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9xNX9r0.png[/img] With his pride destroyed, Spelunk is never to be seen again... [img]https://i.imgur.com/o9qGKSK.png[/img] The end. [/quote] cute you got 1 kill ahead in a 4v4 that lasted 4 minutes! , we waited 90 minutes of VK hiding in town for that epic long pk battle... I logged after you made it clear you weren't leaving town after that. 0.79 KD please teach me mighty warrior [/quote]
You guys gonna be stuck in a paradox for a long time lol

All the ppl slating nite for doing this, ALL do it aswell when it's the other way round? 😂

So basic hahaha

Brainstorm is the biggest tool haha, "what if spelnunk had to go and do something"..... so nite is pathetic for doing something that spelnunk did but spelnunk isnt pathetic? Ahahahaha

You legit all need to learn to just play the game, as much as nite made this thread... nobody can deny how toxic and cringe mandemz are when it's in their favour.... from my observation VK is alot tamer and usually only a retaliation to the petty behaviour from mandemz n co....

It requires abit of give and take from both sides and acknowledgment that pking is just part of the game - if someone beats you then just say gg and if you beat them then just say gg, nothing more and nothing less.

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[quote="THISISHOW"]You guys gonna be stuck in a paradox for a long time lol All the ppl slating nite for doing this, ALL do it aswell when it's the other way round? 😂 So basic hahaha Brainstorm is the biggest tool haha, "what if spelnunk had to go and do something"..... so nite is pathetic for doing something that spelnunk did but spelnunk isnt pathetic? Ahahahaha You legit all need to learn to just play the game, as much as nite made this thread... nobody can deny how toxic and cringe mandemz are when it's in their favour.... from my observation VK is alot tamer and usually only a retaliation to the petty behaviour from mandemz n co.... It requires abit of give and take from both sides and acknowledgment that pking is just part of the game - if someone beats you then just say gg and if you beat them then just say gg, nothing more and nothing less. [/quote]
If anybody logs for any reason whatsoever at home, it's a rage log.
Just like if someone kills you this means that you are triggered mad m3d mald???
I've been on pms with some chars after a pk and had a right laugh but some others only seem to know the aforementioned words lol.
Trying to talk reasonably with some people on here is not actually possible, which is worrying for the future.
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[quote="HEIDI"]If anybody logs for any reason whatsoever at home, it's a rage log. Just like if someone kills you this means that you are triggered mad m3d mald??? I've been on pms with some chars after a pk and had a right laugh but some others only seem to know the aforementioned words lol. Trying to talk reasonably with some people on here is not actually possible, which is worrying for the future.[/quote]
Hiedi you are right, these idiots seem to thinks its cool using words like "mald". Maybe during Esoma it might have been "cool". The fuckers are over 30 now and still using these stupid words, embarrassing.
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[quote="SATANIC"]Hiedi you are right, these idiots seem to thinks its cool using words like "mald". Maybe during Esoma it might have been "cool". The fuckers are over 30 now and still using these stupid words, embarrassing.[/quote]
Wow I wish my life was this empty that I had time to take some cute photos, upload them and write a little story about myth of soma 🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😂 this so so cringe I'm embarrassed for you 🙈🙈🙈
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[quote="JET_LI"]Wow I wish my life was this empty that I had time to take some cute photos, upload them and write a little story about myth of soma 🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😂 this so so cringe I'm embarrassed for you 🙈🙈🙈[/quote]
"SATANIC"Hiedi you are right, these idiots seem to thinks its cool using words like "mald". Maybe during Esoma it might have been "cool". The fuckers are over 30 now and still using these stupid words, embarrassing.


So it's idiotic for someone to come up with a random word. But not if everyone seems to copy it ? 😂😂😂
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[quote="HAWKMOON"][quote="SATANIC"]Hiedi you are right, these idiots seem to thinks its cool using words like "mald". Maybe during Esoma it might have been "cool". The fuckers are over 30 now and still using these stupid words, embarrassing.[/quote] So it's idiotic for someone to come up with a random word. But not if everyone seems to copy it ? 😂😂😂[/quote]

 

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